Best one liner i have heard in a long while…this spoken by a police officer by Buckingham Palace in London, whilst I was passing through the crowd that was staring at the changing of the guards. Well this poor tourist was trying to get a better look at what was going on …but to his bad luck the policement spotted him as he climbed onto the wall…with the typical coolness of a British officer he proceeded at discouraging the tourist with kind words, which were as follows:
“The Queen doesn’t climb on your wall at home so don’t climb on hers either.”
Who says the British police doesn’t have a sense of humour. Mind you if this poor tourist was as unfamiliar with the English as most….did not get the jest of half of what the copper said…but never mind… i had a laugh.